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8 edition of 102 cat and dog jokes found in the catalog.

102 cat and dog jokes

by Michael Pellowski

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Published by Watermill Press in [Mahwah, N.J.] .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile.,
  • Cats -- Juvenile humor.,
  • Dogs -- Juvenile humor.,
  • Cats -- Wit and humor.,
  • Dogs -- Wit and humor.,
  • Riddles.

  • Edition Notes

    Other titlesOne hundred two cat and dog jokes.
    Statementby Michael Pellowski.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6163 .P43 1992
    The Physical Object
    Pagination64 p. :
    Number of Pages64
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL1561435M
    ISBN 100816727902
    LC Control Number91042769
    OCLC/WorldCa25025268

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